i just want all my secrets back, i don’t want anyone to know anything about me anymore

Me, constantly
Unless my brother recommends it, then I’m going back in time to watch it right.


in all RPG games, the final boss is either your dad, God, or some sort of furry Abomination that everyone draws explicit fan art of
in Greek Mythology™ they are all the same person
With disdainful vendetta in my voice: Zeus…

[touches a random piece of dirt in greece] achilles and patroclus were in love here



