“I promise I shall never give up, and that I’ll die yelling and laughing.”
— Jack Kerouac
me: look at this really cool thing i love a lot and am really invested in!!!!
friend: cool
me: if you wanted me dead why didn’t you say so earlier
Where is Hozier, did someone take him to church and just leave him there.
I just died.
do you ever meet a really cool girl and hope she’s gay? not even to date her but as a service to the community
This planet is filled with endless beauty, let’s do our part to protect it. 🌸
😽🌎
Credit: Sukiicat
Detective Frank Pembleton… Err, I mean.. Captain Ray Holt…
replacing curses in sentences with harmless words like heck and then sometimes even censoring heck to “h*ck” is a good meme but an even better one would be, like, censoring the wrong word in a sentence entirely. example:
go fuck yours*lf
example A
do you ever look at someone and just fucking melt
The Evil Lair 