tygermama:

miraniel:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

“I put my phone down and can’t find it”, a saga.

“Want me to call it?”
“It’s on silent.”

A tragedy in three parts.

“I’ll call it anyway.”
*everyone stands around really quietly listening for a faint buzzing noise*

A comedy.

“I thought I lost my phone only to realize I was holding it in my other hand”

A lesson in situational awareness

gorps:

burn-away-the-flags–begin-again:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

analaskanbullworm:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Friendly reminder not to remove knives from stab wounds

What if I’m ready to immediately cauterize the wound?

oh that’s fine then

Good luck cauterizing an internal arterial hemorrhage.

Discourse in the stab wound fandom

clubpenguln:

bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*