Some old fella came up to me at work and asked a question only he didn’t quite figure out if he should call me “sir” or “ma’am” by the time he got to the end of his sentence and in a moment of apparent panic ended up saying “captain” instead. Absolutely made my day.
‘You’re never gonna get it,
I’m a hazard to myself,
I’ll break it to you easy,
This is hell, this is hell’
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Modern!Rams who’s good for both BANG BANG! @crowkingwrites and GUNS FOR HIRE @kee-theyoungwolf ♥️🔪
the “this is your house I’m not making you sleep on the couch” “yeah but you’re the guest you take the bed” conversation between ur otp right before they share the bed reblog if u agree
The Evil Lair 