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ideokinesis:

hvlth-gxth:

team-bear-arms:

kingjaffejoffer:

shesajewel79:

kingjaffejoffer:

Just called my new boss by the wrong name in a meeting in front of everyone

What happened next??

Awkward silence from everyone

Nobody corrected me. I eventually found out a few mins later when someone called him by the right name

Call him by the wrong name again, but a different one than you just used.

Call him by the same wrong name again but forcefully and with eye contact. You’re the boss now.

Introduce yourself by his name and call him by your own name. You’re the boss now.

dream-and-slash:

You ever read fanfiction so good, with worldbuilding and story line so amazing you want to have other fanfiction written about it? Like fanfic of a fanfic?

thebadasshistorian:

I just feel like Cesare Borgia doesn’t get enough historic appreciation like

He was apparently the lady’s man of Italy

ONLY wore black and VERY expensive clothes

His clothes were so extravagant they were mocked by the French Court. Yeah. The French Court

He was noted for being brooding and moody

Basically the sassy emo of the Italian Renaissance tbh

alexander:

max-vandenburg:

awesomacious:

Fresh tasting coffee

Your grandpa is the funniest fucker on the world wide web

next level tide pod challenge

sansgod:

why is this picture literally a summation of capitalism

jaaqens:

I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things.

yoinksquid:

things i love about this:

stoned raccoon

the headline makes it sound like the firefighters were having a one-on-one chat with the raccoon about his drug problem

why were firefighters involved in the first place

they’re referring to the animals that vets treat as “patients”

pet raccoon

the pet raccoon ate SOMEONE ELSE’S marijuana. definitely not the marijuana owned by the lady with the pet raccoon. because why would a woman with a raccoon as a pet own weed??? preposterous

this is newsworthy in 2018