
Euripides, from “Orestes”, An Oresteia (trans. Anne Carson)

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,
Theon: Honestly, i’m just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into-
Robb: You sleep with a stuffed shark.
Theon: He’s the second-in-command in my army of darkness!
i have a “why am i like this” moment at least five times a day
Me: i am done with this ship, they’ll never be canon
Ship: looks at each other
Me:
I see no lie 😏😏😏
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
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