lesbianshepard:

the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.

yells-at-cats:

yells-at-cats:

how to fast travel: down nyquil and sleep on the public bus

tried to do this and saw a man sitting in the back dead ass eating an entire whole cucumber and remembered i cant fast travel with enemies nearby

musicallymaniacal:

i feel attacked.

relevy:

• Consume media that inspires you. Play video games, listen to music, watch movies/tv, read books that make you want to write.
• Stop feeling guilty for not writing, it’s not helpful.
• But, don’t let fear of failure stop you.
• Don’t start over, keep going.
• Write the book you want to read.

lemonsharks:

curseworm:

human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit

monkey brain: absolutely not. die

Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing

monkey brain: I’m suspicious but keep talking