thegestianpoet:

seansoo:

but why do we have to get married and have children

why can’t we just get a group of friends and live happily ever after in an apartment and share the profits

i’d be much happier that way

this is the most millennial thing ive ever read

zackisontumblr:

Shout out to all bugs that stay away from me, you rock keep doing what you’re doing

davidesky2:

Hoàng Tiến Quyết, via Surface to Structure.

me everyday: I should get a tattoo.

controlled-khaos:

theedgeless:

thedrunkenenigma:

bluntgirl:

shutupburnout:

And I support this one million percent.

He has the money to do it so why not.

Finally

Yes

This is exactly why you shouldn’t judge a person by their past because people labeled Fif’ a trouble making thug and tried to kill his character when he started rapping but he’s used his money and notoriety to help countless people while the people that were judging sit around and do just that, judge.

kernalmustache:

kernalmustache:

funnyordie:

via Bill Nye The Science Guy Tackles DeflateGate

No way that second gif is actually what he said

DUDE BILL NYE FUCKING SAID FUCK

urbancatfitters:

idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong

Advance Guard

themusingstranger:

I live in chopped places –
dislocated states,
From the placid norm to
custom’s form,
Mind dislocated, untethering
itself from soul and body
I’ll be damned and rendered
a study – of disjointed
emotions and a fatigued heart,
But say I was without history,
a new creation with no
beginning; but do not say I
was thus empty of my
own meaning.

nialltalic:

mitunas-choice-rump:

just a friendly reminder that we are closer to 2017 than 2007

thesaladbar:

heat helps with cramps. you can use a heat pad, but why stop there? rip your uterus out. set it on fire. there. much better. no more cramps