@ian_capiche Jackalope ‘s whipped up a drink created by my Dad … 1/3 Frangelico , 1/3 Baileys , 1/3 Titos Vodka … but it needed a name … because it’s got hints of a Buttery Nipple and a hint of a Mudslide … It shall be called “THE BUTTSLIDE ” .. Trust me .. Your gonna love this drank !! @donotresist had to double fist the straw ! Hahah ⚡️⚡️SLUMXSOUTHWEST⚡️⚡️BUTTSLIDE !!! @feildhousemgmt photo snap !! @bonesowens @kleversworld where yall at ?!!
Aries: A war machine and a dildo
Taurus: More food. Like seriously. Order a fukin pizza.
Gemini: Someone who will actually listen to their blabbering.
Cancer: A loyal friend who they can pour their heart out to.
Leo: A support group for Uptown Funk taking over their lives
Virgo: A room filled with symmetry.
Libra: More friends *hook em up*
Scorpio: A knife and a convenient dark alley.
Sagittarius: A book on how to actually be cool not an adorable dork.
Capricorn: A textbook on basic social skills.
Aquarius: Lots and lots of pencils for their creative needs. They break too many raging.
Pisces: Hugs.
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