#KNOCKEDOUT

me: *is nice*
me: *regrets it*

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

facts-i-just-made-up:

devastruction:

did you just make this up?

I assure you Facts I Just Made Up would never just make up a fact.

deanbenny:

He gave me an order and I didn’t listen, I almost got you killed.

{ You were just a kid. }

Don’t. Don’t… Dad knew this was unfinished business for me. He sent me here to finish it.

jasonttodd:

*comes online*

*reblogs 30 things within 5 minutes*

*fucks off again*

marcovicci:

i also hate physics because it’s always like “Assuming we live in a world with no wind resistance where everything is made of ice, determine the speed of this ball” we dont. we dont live in that world. get off my ass

petition to rename the earth ‘punishment orb’

https://vine.co/v/MBnWx7TBHWT/embed/simple //platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js

actualdogvines:

so gentle

so kind

(Source: https://vine.co/)

awwww-cute:

Father and son love