suspucious:

i hate it when people shit on others’ excitement. like “hey! i got a new computer!” “that’s nice, but mine’s better” or “hey! i finally killed that guy that’s been bugging me for weeks!” “what the fuck i’m calling the police” unbelievable.

Nonbinary person: hello friend I am nonbinary
Cisgender friend: …but like… You’re a chick, right? I mean… You’ve got chick parts!
Nonbinary person: don’t you dare bring my poultry collection into this