dollymyfolly:

I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t put their life together

michaelskanks:

what if an ouija board was like an afterlife call center

“hey joey, line 396 is open. three teenagers in the dark want to talk to some ghost or something”

“i’m gonna prank them so hard”

“joey no”

“im gonna say i’m satan”

“JOEY THIS IS WHY THEY MADE A SHITTY MOVIE ABOUT US”

candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

benwinstagram:

some of y’all honestly just look for shit to be mad about, isn’t that exhausting

sixpenceee:

The following is a rare half male and half female butterfly. The butterfly was determined to be a Lexias pardalis, and its condition is called bilateral gynandromorphy. Gynandromorphism is most frequently noticed in bird and butterfly species where the two sexes have very different coloration. (Source)

omellors:

Joni Mitchell practicing in her garden.

svveden:

sick……

klwass1203:

strangebiology:

Derby was born with deformed front legs. His humans bought him a cart, like a wheelchair for his front, but it limited his mobility. The owner decided on something kind of like the “running man,” which look like blades, but those might get caught in soft ground.

3D systems designed these loops just for Derby, and he is now able to walk, run, play with other dogs, and do virtually anything a typical dog would do.

Feels.

parenting tip

fluiditylife:

idiopathicsmile:

if you want to avoid the world’s aggressive gendering of your infant, consider skipping the pink dresses or blue coveralls in favor of dressing your baby solely in tiny halloween costumes

strangers on the sidewalk: aww, is it a boy or a girl?

you: uh…it’s pretty clearly a DINOSAUR

file under: things we will most certainly do with our children

tyleroakley:

HE SIMPLY CAN’T HANDLE IT.