ANDROGYNY IS MY MIDDLE NAME. 💗💛 serving you mortuary beautician realness! ✨ photo by: @davidejackson
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if i told you what I was,
would you turn your back on me?
and if i seem dangerous,
would you be scared?
When My OTP Has a Moment
Me: [screams internally]
Me: [screams externally]
Me: [screams eternally]
I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit
im-infected-with-your-stupidity:
“Don’t think so!” – CKY: The Greatest Hits
for the deancas requests in my askbox, i made this gay romance novel cover
I’m really boring if I’m not comfortable with you
The realest thing you will ever need to know about me.
In Nepal they have a festival that honours dogs and thanks them for being our loyal furry friends.
Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard
Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything
Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.
The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations
Me: *constantly craves intimacy*
Also me: leave my ass olone
The Evil Lair 