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totallynotagentphilcoulson:

bewbin:

dreamboy1991:

“ok jesus nevermind john”

doge’s cousin woulf

That one motherfucker is so angry its skeleton is trying to escape its flesh prison in a fit of rage holy shit

firstjumperonfire:

okcupidescapades:

one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled “i could beat the shit out of you” in his ear.

he said “i know”

imagine your otp

nickelbackthatassup:

don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…

odditymall:

This padlock is made from transparent material so you can easily learn to pick locks.

http://odditymall.com/transparent-padlock-lockpicking-learning-set

samann98:

When the bae calls you in public

and you completely

lose

your

chill

technicallity:

do u have those mutuals who are like WAY COOLER THAN U and when they reblog/like ur stuff ur just like 👀💯✔️👀

stevesprotector:

“Oh, wow. This is it. This is what it’s supposed to be.“

tastefullyoffensive:

Little kittens can be very scary. (photo via yummie4mytummie)

friend: are you okay?
me: yeah im fine.
friend: what does “fine” mean??
me: it means im perfectly content but also wouldn’t mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all

lovefromdean:

whirlwindonium:

“this is the man i have chosen”

deanandhiscas