Reblog this if you’d hang out with your Tumblr friends if you ever met them in real life.

jlm121:

flowerpickingdaughter:

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION, ARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM

1lostone

jlm121

tinyjutsu:

i love waking up already feeling really sad because it’s so efficient. no mood swings for me! take me straight to the bottom

dangergays:

me: always mentally ill, never mentally chill

heytheredeann:

Why? Why is it my job to save these people? Why do I have to be some kind of hero? What about us, uh? Mom’s not supposed to live her life? Sammy’s not supposed to get married? Why do we have to sacrifice everything, dad?

socialpsychopathblr:

By Dan Hillier

doofuses:

fuck a double text I’ll quad text u think I care buzz buzz it’s me again ho

hinoneko:

initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

they warned us it would be a slippery slope