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Can yall belive ppl actually understand words like.. Automatically. Like someone says soemthing or u read some text and you just get it without needeing couple secounds to decode, fucking wild
in the 90s if you wanted to make it as an actor you had to be called like brad pitt or tom cruise. 2 syllables tops. now you’ve gotta be alden ehrenreich or ansel elgort or timothee chalamet. anything goes. madness
the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.
WHAT DID HE ORDER???
OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES
berries.
berries.
berries.
@zaiqukaj Harpies tho
Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.”
Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent.
Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.”*Lady laughs*
Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?”
Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)”
Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts* – the next five items?
Lady: “Yes please”
Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?”
Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes!
Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?”
Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter*
Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries”
*Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo”
Big Tofu
love is a weird thing like
you just pick a human and you’re like yes i like this one i’ll let this one ruin my life forever
For anyone who’s ever wondered who they’d be in a 19th century novel, the wait is over: I put together a 19th Century Character Trope Generator!
If you’d like to reblog, put your character in the tags because I’m curious.
weweremadeforeachothersherlock:
Well that convinced me I DEFINITELY should
I mean, it IS Tuesday.
The Evil Lair 