someone: *driving next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed*

me: don’t make it weird

My Two Favorite Things:

1. Cats with everyday objects as names

“Pants broke into the catnip again.”

2. Cats with unexpectedly normal names

“How did Kenneth get on top of the fridge?”

treblesketch-abscond:

Wait no stop

halewithstilinski:

You love him. I’m not saying in what way. Maybe you don’t know yourself.
But anyone paying attention could see how much you care about him.
(insp.)

kawusia25:

jim-muircheartaigh:

that1guykaiser:

sueting:

I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe.

this is literally my favorite fucking meme ever

“This beef is so salty, the Winchesters hunt demons with it”

“You added so much pepper, your soup is trying to help Iron Man!”

slytherinsaa:

skelator having issues in he-man & shera a christmas special

gnarly:

its weird how you can have friends, but also have no friends at the same time

teamfreewifi:

Back in my day, we didn’t have menu screens. When a movie ended it was replaced by a tranquil, bright blue screen that suddenly became screeching, demonic static if you didn’t turn off the TV in time.

thebestoftumbling:

Golden Retriever shows puppy how to use slide

micdotcom:

Stephen Colbert pens hilarious and important feminist op-ed

Who runs the world? If Stephen Colbert could have his way: women. In an op-ed for Glamour magazine, the future Late Show host pushes for equal rights and treatment of women in the workplace and the media, all while mixing in a healthy dose of humor. But despite the hilarious jokes, his extended quotes make some incredibly crucial points.