countdown to ~~Hemlock Grove~~ Romancek season 3 ⇢ 105: Hello, Handsome

So, did you and my cousin have a pleasant lunch? Huh?

you know what? fuck this.

we don’t need tumblr. tumblr has erased our sanity.

i say we go back to letter writing.

let’s write each other letters and rp gay porn that way

WHO’S WITH ME

GET OUT YOUR CANDLES AND YOUR FEATHER PENS BITCHES ITS TIME TO WRITE SOME HOT PENETRATION VIA SOME DANK ASS HELLO KITTY STATIONARY

traumachu:

OTP recipe

jackasshousefamily:

Happy birthday, the most amazing, brightest and underappreciated person ever, our boss, Jeff Tremaine!

how ur sign will die

Aries: ballin
Taurus: accidentally drank cyanide because u thought it was vodka
Gemini: murdered by pigeons
Cancer: forgot how to move and died sitting on the couch in a blanket
Leo: got into a car accident because u saw a dog
Virgo: died of sadness when ur otp didn’t work out
Libra: crushed under the same stampede of buffaloes that killed Mufasa
Scorpio: suffocated under the weight of ur own bitterness
Sagittarius: u did it for the vine
Capricorn: stepped outside and incinerated by sunlight because u hadn’t been outside in so long
Aquarius: ur moshi pet came to life and killed u for neglecting it
Pisces: choked to death on cinnamon in 2010