sideponytailanimewife-blog:

*coughs and clears throat* hello pal…uhh…*looks down at my notes* i am in a mutual follow with you and uhh… *squints down at my queue cards* um… *starts sweating* i would like to be the real friends with you.,.. wait no that not right *hands start shaking* shhhittt i said it wrong oh uh.,.. fUCK *crumples my cards and makes a mad dash for the door*

Noo! Don’t run away!