
Snarky Sam is like Jared but not Jared. I don't understand.
salad, or as i call it, expensive leaf nonsense
PJ with kids…is like Santa with presents
the last picture just screams KAWAIIIIIIII SUGOIIIIIIII SENPAIIIIIIIIII
me: i’m gay
straight person: gay is a slur : i think you mean homosexual american
If you stay I would even wait all night
Or until my heart explodes.
How long?
‘Til we find our way in the dark and out of harm

me: *identifies most painful, most doomed ship*
me: ah, yes. this seems like a responsible place to invest my heart and soul.
