queerandpresentdanger:

I like how people act like you can’t be racist and sleep with a person of color as if misogynists don’t sleep with women all the time

d1rtypaws:

aceofthelostempire:

celticpyro:

piefacemcgee:

caedmonfaith:

dayofthedoodles:

caedmonfaith:

pirouetteintopurgatory:

therealfeedback:

iheartmoonlight:

negativereader:

Aro laughed. “Ha ha ha,” he giggled.

-Stephenie Meyer New Moon

Excuse me but

“His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel… or something.”

-EL James Fifty Shades of Gray

Fifty Shades is a treasure trove of terrible lines.

“I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of the Communist Manifesto.”

“His erection springs free. Holy cow!”

“Holy crap! He’s wearing a white shirt.”

The fact it used to be Twilight fanfiction really comes through when you actually look up some of the text.

“His eyebrows widened”

– E.L. James; Fifty Shades of Grey

This post always makes me feel better about myself.

I stopped my work day so I could make this stupid gif.

I nearly peed.

YOU ASSHOLE I ALMOPST CHOKED ON MY APPLE JUST NOW

“His erection springs free” makes it sound like his dick was one of those party snakes in a can and just went flying across the room.

@kellinova