There are no heroes…in life, the monsters win.
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some ppl who grew up with siblings didnt rly Grow Up With Siblings. like if you and your brother are 10 yrs apart u just dont get it… if you had siblings within 3yrs of your age you had the genuine experience of primitive undeveloped human brains pummeling the shit out of each other because none of us have developed frontal cortices and the laws of man don’t apply in the confines of this house
I wish I could like… download languages into my brain.
It’s called studying but the buffering speed is a bitch
Creative writing prof: You’re in control. You’re the puppet master. You control these characters – what they do, what they say, what they think–
Every writer I know: My characters stopped listening to me and now I’m 8272836 words in to a plot that went of the rails on page 3
So Dumbledore is not gay in the books.
And he’s not going to be gay in the movies either.
So… when is Dumbledore gay?
Oh right, only when JK Rowling wants ally cookies without actually having to work for representation in any way or form

Even funnier thing to imagine: resurrecting Diogenes too and telling him that “Platonic” relationships means not fucking, he’d probably laugh himself back to death.





















