Tony: The A on Steve’s suit is for Avengers.
Steve: The A on my suit is for Anthony Stark, the love of my life.
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do you ever feel like you love a character more than their own writers do
I was in a comic book store tossing up between two Captain America comics, when a neck beard came up to me and asked “first comic? no clue obviously” and I instinctually replied “first time speaking to a girl? no clue obviously”
I’m gonna work at it until this is my instinctual reply to this shit.
Theon: what is this? What are you doing? You’re squeezing me…with your body.
Robb: it’s a hug, Theon. I’m hugging you.
My English teacher: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments! 🙂
Me: my what now
me, a judge at a cat show: 10 out of 10. did you see his little feetsies? did you see his pink nose? beautiful. a grand specimen. and what a blep! bring on the next one. oh wow! 10 out of 10! did you see his–

Netflix and avoid people



