damondanceforme

mygayassshenanigans:

whoop there it is

8hy:

me, casually: so like…..what’s the exact time you were born?

richardscottishmadden:

“I think hungry’s the word. I’ve not got a plan. I don’t have an ambition to be a superhero. Maybe I’m a sh.t liar, but I don’t want to get up at 4 am every morning for something I don’t care about.”

thefeatherofhope:

Tag yourself, I’m the white kitty in the top photo

I’m the sad tabby..

urfookinjob:

enemies to friends to lovers is great, so is friends with benefits, but consider this,,,,enemies with benefits

tlalnepantla:

”I actually watch TV just to see underdeveloped characters die in different ways.”

-no one, ever

williamcrisafi:

The Deadly Garden

slavery:

GINGER ALE BE HITTING ALWAYS I COULD BE DYING OF EVERY POSSIBLE DISEASE AND BE BLEEDING OUT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND TAKE A SIP OF Canada Dry AND BE LIKE ….. DAMN THAT HITS

reallyreallyreallytrying:

life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon