yoinksquid:

things i love about this:

1. stoned raccoon
2. the headline makes it sound like the firefighters were having a one-on-one chat with the raccoon about his drug problem
3. why were firefighters involved in the first place
4. they’re referring to the animals that vets treat as “patients”
5. pet raccoon
6. the pet raccoon ate SOMEONE ELSE’S marijuana. definitely not the marijuana owned by the lady with the pet raccoon. because why would a woman with a raccoon as a pet own weed??? preposterous
7. this is newsworthy in 2018