the signs as natural disasters aka the signs when angry

aries: wildfire/ burn it all down
taurus: droughts/ dry and harsh
gemini: hurricane/ just destroy everything
cancer: floods/ lots of tears (water) and undoing
leo: earthquakes/ break it all
virgo: volcanic eruption/ serious breakdown and anger
libra: tsunami/ more tears but takes it all with
scorpio: tornado/ is fucked but takes everything w it
sagittarius: avalanche/ so cold and deadly
capricorn: hailstorms/ will destroy little by little
aquarius: extreme temperature/ will pass but first will hurt
pisces: landslide/ when its over won’t last too much