donniefuckassdarko:

Me: “ I feel like crap, I just feel…”

Psychologist (cutting me off): “Well here’s five types of medication that will make you feel better.”

Me: “ Ok , I just feel ..”

Psychologist: “ Side effects may include; Weight gain , Feeling drowsy , Dizzy , Feeling nauseous , Migraines , Depression and Mood swings .. oh and suicidal thoughts.”

Me: